Washington D.C. – The White House press secretary announced today that President Bush has stepped in to put an end to the Screen writers Guild strike that has paralyzed the television industry. In a move reminiscent of the Republican icon Ronald Reagan she said, “The President has called on the heads of all production companies and television studios to immediately fire all screen writers”. The White House announced that it has called upon old friends in companies in the United Arab Emirates, India and China to form a new company to which the U.S. television industry can outsource all script writing. “The President believe it is important to fix this problem before it becomes a major disaster which would be the first for this administration. This action will cap a presidency filled with successes like Iraqi Freedom and a New Orleans in the hands of rich investors”.

The Chairman of the Indian Tata Group which will take part in forming the new company was quoted as saying, “We currently read the x-rays of all the Americans with clogged arteries, this will now give us an opportunity to product the programs that will keep Americans glued to their TV sets and help to clog even more arteries. We see this as a big win for our company”.

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